Mom, You know I can’t stand it
When I’m babysitting
When this, of all things, is on the tube
It’s frying my brain, gee whiz,
A purple dino singer (Purple dino singer)
This crap makes me pout, Those tykes
Belt out “I love you”

These kids watch that Barney all the time
Barney all the time
Barney all time
I can’t stand that Barney, Lost my mind
Baaaaaarney, Lost my mind
This show is such a crime!

Noooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo
(Barney all the time!)
Those kids watch Barney all the time (Barney all the time)
Noooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo (Barney's far from prime)
Can’t take that Barney all the time! (Barney’s gutter slime)

Girl’s a Triceratops and sings holding her blanket
She has a brother with the strange name BJ
These dinosaurs are my plight, Playpark ain’t too Jurassic
They’re singing these songs about love that are lame

Still these kids watch that Barney all the time
Barney all the time, Barney all the time
These kids watch that Barney which is grime
Barney speaks in rhymes
Kids will watch that Barney till they die
Barney till they die, Barney till they die
Stuck here watching Barney going blind
Barney going bliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiind, Yuck!

Barney, Barney, Barney, Barney

"They're watching Barney all the time"

Noooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo
Noooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo

Only like Barney when I’m high
He’s a big fat clown
I need some munchies now

I'm glued to Barney
Don't think he's corny now

Noooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo-ooooo

Barney when I'm fried
I'm gonna smoke and watch Barney, yeah!

Yay!

Barney, I'll now eye
Watch it!

Barney's in spotlights!

Yay!