I've got such a hangover, might be from that party
When my brain doesn't hurt, I'll find that tool
It's bad enough that I woke up head first in the pub toilet (and somebody spoiled it)
But when I looked in the mirror, looked like a fool

Cause my face was sharpie'd overnight
Sharpie'd overnight, sharpie'd overni-ight
Rude words scrawled in sharpie overnight
Sharpie'd o-overni-i-ight, face got covered in lines
Whoo-hoo-oo-hoo-oo-oo, sharpie'd overni-ight
I hope the sharpie cleans off fine, sharpie'd overni-ight
Whoo-hoo-oo-hoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo, sharpie'd overni-ight
Hope the soap keeps out of my eyes, sharpie'd overni-ight

Even harder I scrub at ev'ry sharpie'd pha-allus
I'll do a number on who did this to me
I don't care if this was done from drunkenness or ma-alice
Cause they're still getting a brand-new scar for free

Because my face, they sharpie'd overnight
Sharpie'd overnight, sharpie'd overni-ight
Crude insults got sharpie'd overnight
Sharpie'd o-overni-i-ight
My gut says that harm's due for this crime
Ev'ry inch of my skin's drawn on, ain't ri-ight
Once I find out which prat pulled this shite
Sharpie'd o-overnight, yeah-eah-eah

Sharpie, sharpie, sharpie, sharpie, sharpie (hope I'm not tardy for work, right)

Whoo-oo-oo-oo
Whoo-hoo-oo-hoo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Why won't this sharpie come out right? Yeah
Whoo-hoo-oo-hoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
In soap, I might drown, so why won't it come ou-out?
Sharpie'd overnight (might not seek vengeance if this headache calms do-own)
Whoo-hoo-oo-hoo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo-oo
Sharpie'd overnight (hope that this ain't permanent sharpie, yeah)
Oh!
Sharpie'd overnight, woo-hoo, yeah
Sharpie'd overnight