Song Parodies -> "Two Chickens With Parasites"

Original Song Title:

"Two Tickets To Paradise"

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Original Performer:

"Two Chickens With Parasites"

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The Lyrics

After hearing the original song at work, I got an idea for this parody and wrote it in a matter of minutes. I will work on the recording for this one in the near future.

Two Chickens With Parasites

Got an idea for both of us to do
Cause we both are so hungry let's go out and get us some food
We've waited for lunch, hungry for lunch
We've waited for lunch, hungry for lunch

I'm gonna take you to a restaurant, my dear
They've got fried chicken on the menu now baby, from what I hear
We're ordering lunch, waiting for lunch
We're hungry for lunch, waiting for lunch (here it comes)

We got two chickens with parasites
Gonna lose our lunch, we'll heave tonight
We got two chickens with parasites
Something tells me this just ain't right

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-NO!
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-NO!

I'm gonna take us to a hospital, my dear
I've got intestinal problems now baby, it's what I fear
I'm losing my lunch, puking my lunch
I'm losing my lunch, puking my lunch

We ate two chickens with parasites
Gonna choke and gag and heave tonight
We ate two chickens with parasites
Were got so sick, it's these parasites

For those of you who are Monty Python fans, you will know this reference..... Oh, how are you tonight, sir?? Better.... Better, sir?? Better get a bucket, I'm gonna THROW UP! LOL!

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Professor Incubus - January 12, 2021 - Report this comment

Steve Goodie and I are going to collaborate on the recording for this one. He will be playing all of the instruments for the backing track and I will be doing the singing. This parody will be featured on one of his upcoming albums and when it's all done, we will be submitting it to Dr. Demento and hopefully, it will get some airplay.

I Saw Eddie Money 2X! - January 15, 2021 - Report this comment

And I met him once, got his sig on a GH CD. RIP EDDIE MONEY AND EDDIE VAN HALEN TOO.

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