Oooh! Some baker's got hold of me now
Got a feelin I'm rising up, I'm on fire
Serve me right babe, don't leave me here alone tonight
'Coz with my bagel and muffin friends, I'll make it through all right.

I think I'm a loaf
'Coz I'm being buttered up
I think I'm a loaf
I'm dipped in garlic n' stuff
It sure stinks being a loaf!

They surround me, like a sea of mad guests
They reach for me, taking me from my basket
I'm sliced in two, got the soup mopping blues now
And when I'm French stuffed, I'll be up some bird's kazoo tonight

I think I'm a loaf
'Coz my dough's puffin' up
I think I'm a loaf
'Coz I'm being eatin' up (ouch!)
I'm not livin' a life
I'm dyin' a loaf, alright?
It sure bites being a loaf!

Babe, don't let them munch me
Loaves were meant to be free
Running free with chicks, cows, and sheep

Babe, don't let them taste it
My crust, they're gonna tear it
Watch me bleed crumbs out of my yeast

I know I'm a loaf
No, not some lazy oaf
I know I'm a loaf
But there's gotta be hope
You betcha there's hope
At least I'm not Meat Loaf!