I didn't see what was right there
wish I knew all along, man, it wasn't fair, it looked clear as air
then I got the #3!! out of there
That Was A Closed Door

I kept all my bones intact, but the office @$$#0!3$
keep giving me flack, they won't cut me no slack
and I don't know if I can go back
Because Of That Closed Door

That Was A Closed Door
I’m Glad That I Didn't Run, I Mighta Gotten Stuck With The Shards
So Many Glass Shards
That Was A Closed Door
I Felt Like A Fool, Smacked That Windexed Glass, Hard!
That Was A Closed Door

co-workers make joke 99, so f****n’ funny
the masters of humor, I’m splitting my sides
but I swear to God, I nearly cried
When I Hit That Closed Door

will there ever be a time in my life
when I get back my pride, they put it aside, don't laugh all the time?
when you're at work, please all, be advised
Watch For Closed Doors…

That Was A Closed Door
I’m Glad That I Didn't Run, I Mighta Gotten Sliced By The Shards
Hit That Door, Hard
That Was A Closed Door
Try To Keep My Cool, But AFV Makes It Hard
Filmed Smacking Closed Door (exasperated sigh)

That Was A Closed Door
I Didn't See What Was Right There
That Was A Closed Door

That Was A Closed Door
Joke Number 199
That Was A Closed Door

That Was A Closed Door
It Looked So Clear And I Hit It, Hard
That Was A Closed Door