Walking down the lane
Not stalking toward someone
Somebody must be acting dumb
But wait, she didn't, her leotards
Are just black and white
And so do her makeup
Pretending she
Fades away some shake up
She was happy, now I'd make this mime my wife

But this mime's my wife
You gotta be very silent
Don't have to be shy
Imitating
And pretending
She uses her mind
Though she never breaks that habit
The mime couldn't drive you
Crazy like a rabbit

Mime's my wife, no offense, she's not awkward
You would think she may
Not be hurt if she falls backward
Don't get all upset
But this mime acts like she's pulling down
Some kind of rope and a weight falls down on her
Hmmmm...

Don't let your dream
Just... have to shatter
Although that she
Ain't climbing Jacob's ladder
Her pantomime shtick never goes away

In a good mood
In front of all your friends
She wasn't afraid
Of dangerous things
That settle things fair
This mime's not gonna scare you away

But this mime's my wife
You gotta be very silent
Don't have to be shy
Imitating
And pretending
She uses her mind
Though she never breaks that habit
The mime couldn't drive you
Crazy like a rabbit

Mime's my wife, yeah, she acting like she's trapped
Inside a glass box
And you think it's funny, just laugh
Life wasn't silent
No matter what she's only
A mime, she's friendly
She's not wanting to be lonely

But this mime's my wife
You gotta be very silent
Don't have to be shy
Imitating
And pretending
She uses her mind
Though she never breaks that habit
The mime couldn't drive you
Crazy like a rabbit

Mime's my wife, yeah, she acting like she's trapped
Inside a glass box
And you think it's funny, just laugh
Life wasn't silent
No matter what she's only
A mime, she's friendly
She's not wanting to be lonely