Now look at that Sharon thoses little dogs did it
The did a shit on the antique carpet see!
That ain't workin' uses some bleach
Ozzy is Hungry' and needs to eat
That ain't workin' lets just get a new carpet
Lemme tell ya those dogs ain't dumb
Maybe get stand in a pile of shit
Maybe get stand in a puddle of vomit

We gotta install devilist door knockers
Custom T.V. Remote
JACK! how the hell do you change the channel
JACK! how the hell do you get off the porn channel

See the little Jack with the earring and the glasses
Yeah buddy that's his own afro-hair
That little Jack got his own Heavy metal band
That little Jack thinks he is an millionaire

We gotta install devilist door knockers
Custom T.V. Remote
JACK! how the hell do you change the channel
JACK! how the hell do you get off the porn channel

I shoulda learned to hide the credit cards
I shoulda learned to hide the car keys
Look at that Kelly, she got it stickin' on the MTV
Man this place an't fun
And whos up there, Jack ? mumbleing noises ?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a afro-chimpanzee
They ain't workin' there just that lazy
SHARON! Ozzy is Hungry' and needs to eat

We gotta install devilist door knockers
Custom T.V. Remote
JACK! how the hell do you change the channel
JACK! how the hell do you get off the porn channel

Now i love them all but there all F#@king mad
I play the guitar on the MTV
That ain't workin' cause im a millionaire
SHARON! Ozzy is Hungry' and needs to eat
SHARON! Ozzy is Hungry' and needs to eat