Prelude.
I want my...I want my GMC... (2x)

Stanza I.
Now heed to these angels! if you choose to do so,
The Gospel Music Channel's where you'll go.
That ain't working! that's the way you'll go to
Heaven for nothing so your Lord you'll know.
That just won't work now! just go start a-reading
In your Bible to write your songs.
Maybe you will one day end up packing churches;
Maybe megachurches filled ere long!

Refrain.
I've got to get some Jesus freaks right now
Come from Heaven to pray with me!
I must lock Satan right in his fire;
I must invest in cable TV!

Stanza II.
POG's women have that streak of number-one hits!
No, man! their songs they don't write.
POG's women have their own McMansions!
The Girls of Grace have come to rock the night!

(Refrain 2x)

Stanza III.
I should have worked my cable to get
Or maybe worked for satellite!
Look at my friend's house--he's got DirecTV for the network!
Man, I could have had it right!
But who's up there--what's that? the cable guy now!
He knows my plight, my sadness and he knows my woe!
Now I'm happy! that's the way I'll go there:
Heaven for nothing so my Lord I'll know!

(Refrain)

Stanza IV.
Now I'm happy! that's the way I do it!
The Gospel Music Channel's where I'll go!
I am saved now, so I now will go to
Heaven for nothing so my Lord I'll know! (3x)

Tag.
I want my, I want my, I want my GMC! (Repeat and fade)