Now look at those X-men that's how those mutants do it
You use there gift fighting Magneto's Brotherhood
that ain't workin' that's the freaky way they did it
X-men are nothin' and get your Mutants for free
Now that ain't workin' that's the freaky way they did it
Lemme tell ya them x-men ain't dumb
Maybe get a blister on your Zappin finger
Maybe get a blister on your extra thumb

We gotta install cerebros computer
Custom mutant finder
We gotta find these evil mutants
We gotta find these mutant you see

See the mr Wolverine with the claws and the healing factor
Yeah buddy that's his own hair
That Mr Wolverine got his own motobike
That Mr Wolverine he's Loner

We gotta install cerebros computer
Custom mutant finder
We gotta find these evil mutants
We gotta find these mutant you see

I shoulda learned to psychicly move objects
I shoulda learned to knetically charge objects
Look at that Xavier, he got ihis mind stickin' in the cerebro machine
Man we could have some fun
And how's up there, Beast ? monkey noises ?
Bangin' on the bongoes like a blue chimpanzee
That ain't workin' that's the freaky way they did it
Get your X-men for nothin' get your Mutants for free

We gotta install cerebros computer
Custom mutant finder
We gotta find these evil mutants
We gotta find these mutant you see

Now that ain't workin' that's the freaky way they did it
You teleporting across the MTV
That ain't workin' that's the freaky way they did it
X-men for nothin' get your Mutants for free
X-men for nothin' get your Mutants for free