Don't Want My..... Don't Want My S.T.D...... (x2)


Now look at that hooker, she knows what shes doin'
Stands on the corner with those S.T.D's
But don't you worry, just the way their threw in
She wants your money, but these things are free
Now their lurkin' that's the way they do it
Lemme tell ya them things ain't dumb
Maybe put a blister on your little fellow
Maybe put a blister on your tongue

You got an infestation approaching
Can't stop itching, your derrier
You gotta take those antibiotics
You gotta go to your G.P.

That guy Randy, on the rebound from his break up
Yeah buddy somethings down there
That little problem with his burning pee pain
That little problems a chlamydia scare

You gotta use some proper protection
Because without them, brings misery
If your too cool well, then maybe later
You'll feel a fool with a skin disease
Holey Moley!! Huh
You best be sure when under them covers
She won't be bitchin, bout syphilis
Your not suppose to, get Gonorrhea
But who can tell where their partner has been

You shoulda learned to stay well clear
You shoulda learned, but your too dumb
Well, look at that mama, she got like, seventeen different men
And they'll ALL get some
And they want her, what's that? These things shes hiring
Now crawling to their doctors on their hands and knees
Now they ain't smirking, thats the way you chose it
When your honey was bluffin' for that one night thing

You gotta use some proper protection
Because without them, brings misery
You gotta take those antibiotics
You gotta go to your G.P.

Now they are lurkin' that's the way they do it
You play around with those S.T.D's
Don't be a jerk then, heres the way you do it
Money for rubbers, keeps your body clean
Money for rubbers, no disease
Money for rubbers, keeps your body clean
Money for rubbers, no disease