Hey, bud
What you just di-id wasn't ni-ice
Pushing me down those flights
That wa-as rough
Now my back's got such an a-ache
And plus I broke my face

Now I-I-I'm (I-I-I-I'm)
Wary of stai-airs
All be-ecau-au-ause of you
And that thing you-ou-ou do
Because I (yes, I, yes, I)
Know this ain't the first time, sca-a-a-a-ared
Oh-oh-oh-oh, whenever you're near me
Cause you might shove

It's hard
Real hard to forge-et shoves
As common as yours, bud
Howe-ever (oh-oh-oh-oh)
At least I know which dumb a-a-arse
Hole to blame for thi-is ha-a-arm

It sucks (it su-u-ucks)
When you don't know just who-o-o's
At fault
I'd stay up all ni-i-ight (whoa)
Thinking "Who? And why-y-y-y?"
But you-ou-ou-ou
Always in front of me-e-e, oh
I-I don't (still do-o-on't)
Know why-y (just why) do you-ou-ou-ou
Do downstairs shoves

Oh-oh, whoa-oh
Thump, thump
Thump-thump-thump-thump, thump-thump
Thump, thump, thump-thump, thump

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, those thu-umps (those thu-u-umps)
Gave me these bruise-es, du-ude
Hurt mo-o-ore
The-e more times you stri-i-ike (whoa)
And so I ask this: why-y?
Why this (thi-i-is)?
Did I say somethi-ing wro-o-ong?
Did not (did not) steal your Wi-Fi
Did not gank you online
Are you just a giant douche?
This su-ucks (this sucks, this sucks)
This downstairs shove