Song Parodies -> "Puck It"

Original Song Title:

"Whip It"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

"Puck It"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

I'm at badave.com

Whack that stick
Get the shot off quick
Back of the net
'Fore the ice gets wet

So the goalies stick is long
Just say puck it
Before the Ref says you are wrong
Just say puck it
Stupid intermission songs
Just say puck it

now puck it
Tape to tape
Size it up
Too late
Press onaward
pass ahead
try to deflect it
You're doing great
Now puck it
puck it good

When you're team mate stands around
Just say puck it
Knock opponents to the ground
When they say puck it
Score sometime today
You gotta puck it

I say puck it
Puck it good
I say puck it
Puck it good

Shoot that puck
Hope you have some luck
Give it a whack
Hope your stick don't crack

Goalie's padding makes you frown
Just say puck it
Your smallest player you have found
Just say puck it
Opponents going down
When you puck it

now puck it
Feels great
Win the cup
get paid
High standard
Two ahead
You must protect it
Your goalie's fate
So puck it
Make them pay
You've been stopped
Got maimed
Fall backwards
Ouch your head
Is it infected?
Nope not today
So puck it
Puck it good

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Matthias - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment

You and your hockey fandom... lol Well done Dave. "Puck It" is a pretty funny thing to say. Did you know that Pacman began as "Puck Man" but they changed it because they were worried that people were going to change the "P to an F". You think it's because he looks like a hockey buck but in fact "Pacu, Pacu" means to flap one's mouth open and closed.

Red Ant - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment

Hey Dave, long time no see. Was on amiright today and caught this. Good play (power play even!) with the parody. Couldnt quite give ya the hat trick of 5s but well written all the same. Good to see ya still writing.

Matthias - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment

Whoa! Red Ant! I forgot you even existed. lol It's been far too long dude. When can we expect another orgy of humor from you?

Below Average Dave - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment

Actually I knew that about Pac Man Matty--they should have left it Puck Man, that would have been great! Anyway thank you Matty, yes, there is definitely no accident in the use of Puck here. .

Red Ant: I haven't seen you in . . . well probably a year at this point, my life has gone in crazy directions lately. . .good crazy directions though. . .its like you disappeared, I miss you buddy: I hope all is well

AFW - January 30, 2012 - Report this comment

Good puckin' parody, here...

Agrimorfee - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment

Below Average Dave aint puckin' around, man.

LilCupCakes - January 31, 2012 - Report this comment

^ < < < L'Ant Rouge, Bonjour Monsieur ! !

Blaydeman - February 02, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) With tthat earlier comment I would've thought I was watching Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World Matty ;) Anywho... I'm not the biggest hockey fan, so some of this was lost on me. I liked the comedy though, really funny!

Matthias - February 02, 2012 - Report this comment

Blayde, That's actually where I stole that from. I love that movie. I'm thinking about doing a tribute to it for the "Love and Romance" round in Ages.

Rex - February 04, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) The NHL needs to play this instead of those stupid intermission songs. Well played, wingman Dave, well played.

bobpiecheese - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment

(Artistry) Ah, that brings old memories of playing hockey...'course, it wasn't classic hockey, we were running using plastic sticks to hit a tennis ball, which once hit my balls, but still. Great parody, though I shouldn't read a title like that only an hour after I wake up...the first letter tends to blur...which I'd be surprised if it wasn't intentional. 555!

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