You can come check it out when you're ready to
It's been two months since my ad's been ran
I give a four-letter word that reads AS IS
But I think you better replace the fan

You want it, so are you buying it?

Well it's low on oil better get you some
It's a miracle if this car ever runs

You know I, I can't start it
I can't hock it
You know you want it

Hey, so are you buying it
Really buying it?
So come give me some green

Gimme all of your money
Gimme all that you got
Ev'ry bit of your money
You can get it to start

Yeah, but are you buying it? - I'm a buying it
Ooh, really buying it? - Yes I'm a buying it

No tranny fluid, yeah you need some
Will you get this thing off of my lot?
Yeah it shimmies and rattles, it'll shake ya
You can pay me with a credit card

You want it, so are you buying it?

You flash the headlight beams, but I think they're broke
CD player, ha ha that's a good joke

You know you (ya) can start it
So don't block it
You know you want it
Hey, are you getting' it?
Ooh, really getting it?
Come give me your green

C'mon dude, buy it!

Buy it, buy it, buy it from me
And don't forget the radiator does leak
Buy it, buy it you can get it to run
Now the worst is yet to come
Think the carburetor's done

Are you buying it? Really buying it?
Yes, are you buying it, really buying it?
Oh, come give me your green

Gimme all of your money - ev'ry little bit
Gimme all that you got - Then I'm gonna split
You'll get the car a runnin' - Don't give up or quit
Better get a new top - oh, is it leakin' yet?
Gimme all of your money - Ooh really buying it?
Gimme all that you got - Oh c'mon n buy it
Gimme all of your money - Oh drive a bit

You'll love to drive it - gimme all of your money
Ooh baby buy it - gimme all that you got
C'mon just take it - ev'ry bit of your money
You'll have to tow it - But you'll get it to start
Oh yeah c'mon but it - Gimme all of your money
Ooh really buyin it - Gimme all that you got
Ooh c'mon and buy it - Ev'ry bit of your money
Oh drive a bit - Until it quits