Step inside, Uri says
Michael Jackson, Hey Hey!

Football is so dull, when you're in division 3
looking like no-hopers for the premier league
Uri Geller comes...here with Michael Jackson
made him a director to get some more fans
International people look at this small football club
what did they say at Rome just to get this snubbed
Sometime, anytime, Michael just needs
a little publicity, just for free, yeah

Hey!
C'mon take a football, Football Club
faded pop-stars, hype them up

Wheres Exeter City? The Footballing Club
Wheres Exeter City? Oh Phone Michael up
Wheres Exeter City? he don't know enough
It's not, not so sweet, when in division three, yeah!

Listen!
One flop, bankrupt pop, star arrives, go
crazy Michael Jackson and his velcro nose
polythene? plasticene? who care's enough?
he's seen, better days, and's no good
you gotta score some goals and sell some tickets
Jackson sells much more
his remaining fan club comes in through the stadium doors
Sometime, anytime, Michael just needs
a little publicity, just for free, yeah

Hey!
C'mon take a football, Football Club
faded pop-stars, hype them up

Wheres Exeter City? The Footballing Club
Wheres Exeter City? Oh Phone Michael up
Wheres Exeter City? he don't know enough
It's not, not so sweet, when in division three, yeah!

Michael sells tickets, Uri bends spoon's
Exeter suck, like Michaels tunes
cos' they're poor, so bad, at football
and Michael, he is, just as poor

do you like football? or have a clue?

Hey!
C'mon take a football, Football Club
faded pop-stars, hype them up

Wheres Exeter City? The Footballing Club
Wheres Exeter City? Oh Phone Michael up
Wheres Exeter City? he don't know enough
Wheres Exeter City? Oh Phone Michael up