I was strolling at the county fair
There were a lot of things to have a fling with
There was wrestling with animals
That were hard to stay inside the ring with

I could fight a bear
Or hairy circus ape
But a single round
Might bend me out of shape

Barkers offered a lot of dough
But to win it I would have to suffer
And just to wrestle something bigger
Than an ocelot
Well now I'd have to be a whole lot tougher

Then I saw a match
I thought that I could win
So I bought a ticket
And I jumped right in

Will I

Pin two sheep
With no getting out of it
Pin two sheep
No doubt of a win

Pin two sheep
With no getting out of it
Pin two sheep
Start counting out ten

Pin two sheep
With no getting out of it
Pin two sheep
They're out and I'm in

Pin two sheep
With no getting out of it
Pin two sheep
Then do it again

Two sheep, two sheep

I was getting my booty kicked
I was sweating just to get a deadlock
Every time I thought I had the first one in a pin
Well then the other got me in a headlock

I can just recall
Me flying from the ring
As my mind went blank
I asked one final thing

Did I

Pin two sheep
With no getting out of it
Pin two sheep
No chance of a win

Pin two sheep
With no getting out of it
Pin two sheep
Let's try it again

Pin two sheep
There's no squirming out of this
Pin two sheep
No no no, did I

Pin two sheep
There's no way I'll hear the end now
Pin two sheep
Oh no no no