Song Parodies -> "Rock Jables Rock (a Tenacious D ode)"

Original Song Title:

"Dance Magic, Dance"

Original Performer:

David Bowie

Parody Song Title:

"Rock Jables Rock (a Tenacious D ode)"

Parody Written by:

Tenacious Stardust

The Lyrics

We're Tenacious Stardust- our name is a play on Ziggy Stardust and Tenacious D. This is the Labyrinth done with Tenacious D.

You remind me of the D
What D?
The D that's Tenacious!
Tenacious?
Tenacious.
The D?
The D.
Tenacious D?
You remind me of the D!

I saw KG and Jables
rocking hard as they could try.
Look at them go.
Their mighty rock from downtown.
And it blows a few doors down
Because we all know.

What kind of Tenacious song they sing?
Something that rocks? Or something sweet?
Punk or metal
Then Jables said: "Let's rock."

Rock Jables Rock, Rock Jables.
Rock Jables rock, Rock jables.
Get Tenacious, rock and roll.
"Tribute."
Play Jables play, play.
Play Jables play, play.
Rock out loud Tenaciously.
Rock N Roll , blow doors down!

I saw KG and Jables rocking hard as they could try
Look at them go.
Their Tenaciousness does rock.
And yet it also does roll too.
Because we all know.

What kind of Tenacious song they sing?
Something that rocks? Or something sweet?
Punk or metal
Then Jables said: "We are but men....Rock!"

Rock Jables rock, rock jables.
Rock jables rock, rock jables.
Get Tenacious, rock and roll.

play Jables play, play Jables.
Play jables, Play jables.
rock Jables rock, rock Jables rock.
play Jables play, play jables.
Play jables play, play Jables.
Rock out loud Tenaciously!
Rock N Roll, blow doors down!

Rock Jables rock, Rock Jables.
Rock Jables rock, Rock Jables.
Get Tenacious, rock and roll!
Rock N Roll, rock off their socks!

"How about the power of flight? That's levitation holms. " "Because he who's a geezer must live in my freezer."

You remind me of the D.
What D?
The D that's Tenacious.
Tenacious?
Tenacious.
The D?
The D.
Tenacious D?
You remind me of the D!

Rock Jables rock
Rock Jables
Rock Jables
Rock Jables.

what kind of Tenacious song they sing?
Something that rocks or something sweet.
punk or metal, something awesome?
Rock Jables rock, Rock Jables rock.
Get Tenacious, rock and roll!
Play Jables play, Play Jables play
Rock Out Loud Tenaciously!
Rock N Roll, blow doors down!
Rock Jables Rock, Rock Jables Rock.
Rock Jables Rock, Rock Jables Rock.
Rock Jables Rock, Rock Jables Rock.
Rock Jables Rock, Rock Jables Rock.
play Jables play, play Jables play.
Play jables play, rock out loud Tenaciously!
Rock N Roll, Blow doors down!

Thank you and don't forget to see us in concert this spring.

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