I trip on my son's toy
I scramble to find change
and I squeeze my butt right in,
off to work I say Bye Bye
oh that's tight, so tight

Showing signs of life,
I heard the wake alarm
I'm off to work again.
if I'm late my boss will make me die
so I try I try,
never gonna like these ...

subway trains, (terrifies me)
subway trains (want to die)
subway trains get me to my work on time,
work on time, then they pay me,
work on time, punch in time
work on time, put my trust in tunnel trams...
tunnel trams, under neath me
tunnel trams, under ground
tunnel trams, don't believe they're safe and sound

God I hate my work,
the boss he has such smarm
and all of us hate him
when we all can waye bye bye
off at five... at five.
never gonna like this,
subway trains now they've sweated
subway trains, smells so bad
subway trains, have to pee I squeeze legs closed
legs are closed, keep me safer
legs are closed, don't get kneed,
legs are closed, why do we put up with this??
up with this.. catle moving
up with this every day
up with this, god please kill me yes, right now

subway trains, (terrifies me)
subway trains (want to die)
subway trains get me to my work on time,
work on time, then they pay me,