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Song Parodies -> "Patsy Just Wanna Get High"
Original Song Title:
"Girls Just Wanna Have Fun"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Cyndi Lauper
Parody Song Title:
"Patsy Just Wanna Get High"
Parody Written by:
Susanna Viljanen
The Lyrics
This song is dedicated to Patsy in the "Absolutely Fabulous"
She drinks a beer and a Stoli with lime
She drinks another glass of champagne and some wine
She drinks like a fish throughout day and the night
'Cause Patsy just wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high
She smokes like chimney and she's on heroin
No one ever knows what she's addicted all in
She has the vices you can ever think 'bout
'Cause Patsy just wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high
Oh, Patsy,just wanna have
That's all she really want.....
to get high....
When another day is done,
Oh,Patsy
she wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high....
Pats',
She wants,
Wanna get high.
Pats',
Wanna have
Most girls just drink every now and then
Patsy doesn't know if she'll be sober again
a sex addict, a slut of the worst kind -
Cause Patsy just wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high
That's all she really want.....
to get high....
When another day is done,
Oh,Patsy
she wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high....
Pats',
She wants,
Wanna get high.
Pats',
Wanna have...
(fades)
She drinks another glass of champagne and some wine
She drinks like a fish throughout day and the night
'Cause Patsy just wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high
She smokes like chimney and she's on heroin
No one ever knows what she's addicted all in
She has the vices you can ever think 'bout
'Cause Patsy just wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high
Oh, Patsy,just wanna have
That's all she really want.....
to get high....
When another day is done,
Oh,Patsy
she wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high....
Pats',
She wants,
Wanna get high.
Pats',
Wanna have
Most girls just drink every now and then
Patsy doesn't know if she'll be sober again
a sex addict, a slut of the worst kind -
Cause Patsy just wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high
That's all she really want.....
to get high....
When another day is done,
Oh,Patsy
she wanna get high
Oh,Patsy,
Just wanna get high....
Pats',
She wants,
Wanna get high.
Pats',
Wanna have...
(fades)
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