You just peed on a man
You just peed on his spouse
Then, you got beat up, and then you threw up
There are knots on your head
A few teeth are now lost
Now, you lay on the side of a road
And you laugh insanely

See, now?
See, now?
Don't drink, stay sober
See, now?
See, now?
The jam that you're in?
Got drunk
Got dumb
And you thought with your penis
You're so stupid, man!

But you found a new bar
And you ordered more booze
Now, the jukebox is playing 'Crocodile Rock'
And you're a goof
Pinch a "cowgirl" and say
"Baby, wanna get laid?"
But he turns around, punches you in the face

See, now?
See, now?
Don't drink, stay sober
See, now?
See, now?
The mess that you're in?
Got drunk
Got dumb
And you thought with your penis
You've done it again!

Now, you're walking again
And you're beyond so drunk
And you're a wobbly mess
But you see a new bar
There are so many chicks
Only man there is you
Then, you start to feel some up...
Such violence, and now, you see...

See, now?
See, now?
Don't drink, stay sober
See, now?
See, now?
The E.R you're in?
Got drunk
Got dumb
And got kicks to your penis
You know, you can't win!