I wore my sunglasses at night
Yeah, while I was driving
And I wondered why it was so dark
Yeah, I wore my sunglasses at night
And I thought, and I thought
They've gotta fix those streetlights

I ran into a parked car
Backed into another
Ran into a phone pole
I turn around and say

Is the car okay, am I wearing shades, oh no
Insurance will pay, though they'll raise my rates, oh no
I can't believe it
It may not be cool, but I'll ditch my shades, oh no

I don't wear sunglasses at night
Not anymore, after that
But I still ran into a big oak tree
Maybe I accidentally put them on
I think it might be true
After I drove into a wall, and the sea

Are my eyes deceiving me
Or am I still wearing sun-g's
I am, they've got control of me
Must have put 'em on by habit

The car's near the lake, due to my shades, oh no
Insurance will pay, though they'll raise my rates, oh no
I can't believe it
I'll forever throw away my shades, oh yeah
I'll forever throw away my shades, oh yeah

I'll never again wear my sunglasses at night
Never wear my sunglasses at night
Never wear my sunglasses at night
Don't have them anymore
Never wear my sunglasses at night
Never wear my sunglasses at night
Never wear my sunglasses at night
After all this
Never wear my sunglasses at night
Never wear my sunglasses at night