[[1st Verse:]]
In the deep blue there lives a bright
Porous yellow sponge
Are you ready to work
At the Krusty Krab today?

[[Pre-Chorus]]
When Plankton comes, you foil his plans
Karate chop with Sandy Cheeks young sponge!
Jellyfishing during your leisure break
So much to do in the pure blue ocean, darling, yeah!
(Here in Bikini Bottom)

[[2nd Verse:]]
Squidward plays smooth clarinet tunes
Patrick is a dark-minded fool
There is just nautical nonsense
And Mr. Krabs is greedy too!

[[Pre-Chorus:]]
Like Uncle Scrooge, all Krabs loves is money
Annoy Squidward, just act immature, baby!
Fail some tests when you take boating school
Eat Krabby Patties
In Bikini Bottom, buddy, oh
(Arrgh, me maties)

[[Chorus:]]
If you are that special rooter
And indulged in Nautical Nonce
That's the way it is with SpongeBob
Sometimes Plankton can be evil
And Pearl can also cry up rivers
That's the way it is with SpongeBob

[[3rd Verse:]]
Jellyfishing, Jellyfish Fields
With SpongeBob and Pat
Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy
Save the day from hell!

[[Pre-Chorus:]]
Deep blue seas, where fun stuff happens
In the deep blue, nautical nonsense, baby!
And anytime you visit SpongeBob, darling,
Just remember this, also believe me maties.
Once again, maties...

[[Chorus:]]
If you are that special rooter
And indulged in Nautical Nonce
That's the way it is with SpongeBob
(You don't need no, you don't need no nice submarine)
Sometimes Plankton can be evil
And Pearl can also cry up rivers
That's the way it is with SpongeBob
(Listen, folks, listen, folks)
In the deep, where Fred says "My leg!"
Pirates, cannons and powder kegs, too!
That's the way it is with SpongeBob
(Bob's a lovin' thang, folks, he makes you wanna laugh, listen)

[[Chorus:]]
If you are that special rooter
And indulged in Nautical Nonce
That's the way it is with SpongeBob
(In the deep blue sea)
Sometimes Plankton can be evil
And Pearl can also cry up rivers
That's the way it is with SpongeBob
(Right here, everything's nautical nonsense)
In the deep, where Fred says "My leg!"
Pirates, cannons and powder kegs, too!