When I came to class this morning
You said you'd like to blow me 'round
I said I'm not into you
I'm really not into you
Asked me if I would
Like to stick you in the brown
Well I don't do that, buddy
I just don't do that stuff, buddy, whoa

And from what you said
It's clear you've got the hots for me
But I gotta tell ya
I don't feel the same, you see
So if you want a man today
Then find some other dude who'll take that news okay

'Cause there's just no way I can lie
'Cause I'm just not into guys
I'm not gay, buddy
I'm not gay
And if we meet in math class today
Then I've got something to say:
I'm not gay, buddy
I'm not gay
Don't hit on me
You know that I was never that way

When you said you liked my wardrobe
And you thought my hair was great
I said, don't ogle me
Please don't you ogle me
You think I'm your kind
But it turns out that I'm straight
So please let me be
Won't you just leave me be, whoa...
Don't wanna know how
I'm in your fantasies at night
Your bed won't be shared with me when you turn out the light
You said you wanna be my slave
You might be Elton; I could never be your Dave

'Cause there's just no way I can lie
'Cause I'm just not into guys
I'm not gay, buddy
I'm not gay
And if we meet in health class today
Then I've got something to say:
I'm not gay, buddy
I'm not gay
Don't hit on me
You know that I was never that way

'Cause there's just no way I can lie
'Cause I'm just not into guys
I'm not gay, buddy
I'm not gay
And if we meet in gym class today
Then I've got something to say:
I'm not gay, buddy
I'm not gay
Don't hit on me
You know that I was never that way

When I came to class this morning
You said you'd like to blow me 'round
I said I'm not into you
I'm really not into you