You know this wasn't meant to be
I thought our love would last forever
And then she turned 53
Now I'm praying for the end of time

Yes, I know...that in time I'll go
Right out of my mind
When it starts, I've been told...save me!

What has happened to my wife?
No more menstruation
With a hotflash and a knife
She gets my attention...
Now I stand here bleedin'
I feel a little sleepy, I'm fadin'
I'm too young, don't want to die...who knew?

Yes I know, yes I know, very little's left of me
Got to pull myself together
And I know, yes I know now that you must fear for me
Her sick mind could snap at any time

I lay low, when her hormones glow
Night sweats in the dark
Have to sleep, in the park...oh no...

What has happenned to my wife
No more menstruation
Stay around and roll the dice?
That's not my intention...
Nothing's gonna heal it
It'll never go away, it's stayin'
Safety I can not buy...no I can not buy...

Nothing can conceal it
I'm gonna have to keep on prayin'
That God will help keep me alive - not blue...

You're the reason for my strife
No more menstruation
It's a curse, this change of life
That's why it's never mentioned...

She will kill somebody
Have a real good time...
Then she'll dump their body
Cover it with lime...

When she kills somebody
Won't do any time....
When she kills somebody
It won't be a crime!