Song Parodies -> "I Wanna Be a Goat"

Original Song Title:

"I Wanna Be a Dog"

Original Performer:

Charlotte Diamond

Parody Song Title:

"I Wanna Be a Goat"

Parody Written by:

Jeff "Dr Chordate" Moran

The Lyrics

I Wanna Be a Goat by Jeff “Dr Chordate” Moran
Oh, I wanna be a goat. I want curly horns.
Climb big trees, eat what I please,
Even if it’s full of thorns.

Oh, I wanna be a goat, and chew my cud,
From my rumen to my abomasum,
And every now and then be a stud.

Oh, I wanna be a goat. I want a fluffy beard.
I wanna head butt whoever annoys me,
And just be generally weird.

Oh, I wanna have goat hair.
I wanna learn how to browse.
Climb fences and trees, make milk and cheese,
And I’ll laugh at all of the cows.

Oh, I wanna be a goat, and jump and be silly.
Being human these days is getting to crazy,
I just wanna be a billy.

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