The Devil Went Down On Georgia
Made a helluva deal with Mort
He'd been really pissed,
Because his evil list
Was in arrears and one sin short

Discovered Morton and his girlfriend, Georgia
In a parked car, sweatin' a lot
Well, the devil jumped onto the hood of that Ford
And said, "Mort, let me tell ya' what.."

"I'll bet ya' never knew it,
But, I'm an oral sexer, too
Ya got a hot babe, there
And if you share,
I'll wager some with you..

You swing a pretty good foreplay, Hoss
But not like satan can do
This bag a' gold
Against your soul
She'll say I'm better n' you.."

Mort says, "You got a wager,
And you may think that you'll be picked
But you're gonna' flub
Old beelzebub,
Cuz, I'm the best that ever licked.."

"Morton you better do your stuff,
And give it your best shot
Because the pleasures I lay on Georgia
She'll say she never got..

And if you win you get this big
Old bag that's full a' gold
But if you lose..
The devil gets your soul.."

The devil licked his ugly lips
And he said, "I'll start this gig"
Poked out his tongue,
It was red and long
Georgia's eyes grew saucer big..

The devil blew a fireball,
And he said, "Get ready, Miss,,"
Lotta' lightning flashed,
And thunder crashed,
Some music played like this...

(Instrumental fiddlin' around)

When satan finished, Georgia moaned
Poor Mort looked a little stunned
But, he raised his fist, yelled, "Geronimo!"
Said, "There'll be no comparison !"

Pounced like a bear, all over her
Couldn't see him move, he was just a blur
Like a chicken in a bread pan, pickin out dough
Even had the devil sayin' "Go, Man, Go !"

The devil's horns were drooped and down
He knew that he had lost
Tucked his tail between his legs
And the bag a' gold, he tossed

Morton said, "When ya' get more balls,
We can do the rematch thing.."
As Lucifer just sulked on off
Morton flashed his tongue piercing

Pounced like a bear, all over her
Couldn't see him move, he was just a blur
Like a chicken in a bread pan, pickin up dough
Even had the devil sayin ' "Go, Man, Go !"