Yo pretty ladies around the world
Got a weird thing to show you,
So tell all the weirdos up on 4-Chan.
Tell all the a-loggers on certain sites.
Because i'm the Aykroyd-man.
And i'm about to warp you.
And there's nothing you can do.

Take your stupid forum post and shove it.
Because I don't care, i'm me.
I'm weird, yes..but it's still rude to stare.

Monster spells, transformation, alteration..morph me now, quick now.
Come on shifters, tell me what's the morph?
The morph, morph out.
Everyone listen to my monster voice.
And get out of my way.

Morph out, it's the secret code.
No matter where you are.
You'll know that I am here.
And i'm about to alter your mind.

All you petty troll-sites.
Who think that you've smart.
Too stubborn to think or open your heart.
I think you should all collapse and die.
You think you're smart and you think you're cool.
But you must simply realize.
That you're all a bunch of fools.

If there's weird I can use it, I can use it.
To charm and enchant.
I need to charm and enchant.
I'm a charismatic simper, don't have the time.
Don't have the time for petty insults.
No drama.
No drama.
No drama for me, no.
Come on now, tell me do you know?

Ah, morph-out.
Everybody say when you hear this phase.
Things will light up in this place.
Morph
Dial T for transformation.

Come on, all you people exclaim.
M-O-R-P-H OUT.
M-O-R-P-H OUT.
M-O-R-P-H OUT.
M-O-R-P-H OUT.
You say
Morph-out, you say
MORPH OUT you say)
M-O-R-P-H out.
Morph out.
Hey, transform, let loose, morph out.
(Hey-ey-ey--Hey--whew)
Transform me, baby...ooh la la.
(Whew-- whoo whoo, woah)
Yeah i'm total TF trash (total TF Trash),
And i'm proud of that, ya'll (woah).
What's the word? (Who's the freak in the morning, ya'll?)
Everybody's got to know me.
Everybody warp it, ya'll.
N-A-T-H-A-N.
N-A-T-H-A-N.
N-A-T-H-A-N (You say)
N-A-T-H-A-N.
Nathan the man, the shapeshifter supreme.
Can you dig it, my babies?
Are all having a good time?
Oh we certainly are.

Everyone jump up and yell how much you love me.
Show your support for the Aykroydian invasion.
I wanna greet all you coneheads out there.
Yes, feed me your love.
And show me more love please.
Yes, you in the back.
Please come closer.

Please pucker up.
Come on how about a kiss?
My kiss is addicting isn't it?
Tastes nice, I definitely think so.
Now, come here and get closer.

Support your monster-maker
He'll support you too..
Now we want you to say you love this.
Do you love this?
Of course you do.
Scream out my name, please.