Porn-ographer Larry Flynt
Reckons that his industry is flippin' skint
Asking from the government five billion bucks
With that much, he could film a million films

Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A.

In this time of credit crunch he'll set alight
American sexual appetite
People there ain't feeling good
What they need to cheer 'em up is give 'em wood.. that's right:

Porn in the U.S.A., oh, yes
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A., oh, YES!
Porn in the U.S.A.

On the web, you'd never have guessed
Men ain't having sex because they're too depressed
And Larry saw the Auto bail-out he got riled
So did Joey Francis of Girls Gone Wild, they make

Porn in the U.S.A., they make
Porn in the U.S.A.
Porn in the U.S.A., it's hard
Porn in the U.S.A.

The dough they make, the porno mob
Never thought of them as short a bob
Why'd they need a big hand.. out?

Larry and Joe may be antique, (but you)
Gotta admire their bare-assed cheek, but

Lookin' like that they have killed their own goldmine
Saying that traffic's goin' up online
It's "congress" on film, but
Congress won't vote to subsidise smut

So no...
Porn in the U.S.A., oh god
Porn in the U.S.A., oh GOD
Porn in the U.S.A., OH GAAHD!
No federal woody in the U.S.A.