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Song Parodies -> "Speedos Stuffin'"
Original Song Title:
"Lido Shuffle"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Boz Scaggs
Parody Song Title:
"Speedos Stuffin'"
Parody Written by:
Rick Duncan
The Lyrics
An old rock star trick...
Speedos that I wore that day seemed rather slack
Needed something in there, make up for my lack
I'm so self-indulg-ent I need a bulge to stuff the breach
Just long enough to grab attention at the beach
Try a hot dog, Speedos got a funny log, tootsie roll
I say, "should look good if I wet it"
One good cuke oughta fit it
Good lookin' rod!
Speedos! Whoa ho-ho-ho!
Here's for the honeys, here's for the show
Speedos are baitin' for a pretty ho
Speedos! Whoa ho-ho-ho!
I say, "should look real if I wet it"
Don't want her to regret it
Good looking fraud!
Speedos be sunnin', foolin' everyone, till I hit the surf
Then I lost my prop in water, and I got blue like Smurf
I be makin' for the shoreline, headin' for the vendor line, buyin' a coke
Sayin' " this beverage oughta do it"
My joint, ain't nothin' to it
Another big fraud
Speedos! Whoa ho-ho-ho!
Here's for the honeys, here's for the show
Speedos are baitin' for a pretty ho
Speedos! Whoa ho-ho-ho!
"Should look real if I wet it"
Don't want her to upset it
Next to my bod!
Needed something in there, make up for my lack
I'm so self-indulg-ent I need a bulge to stuff the breach
Just long enough to grab attention at the beach
Try a hot dog, Speedos got a funny log, tootsie roll
I say, "should look good if I wet it"
One good cuke oughta fit it
Good lookin' rod!
Speedos! Whoa ho-ho-ho!
Here's for the honeys, here's for the show
Speedos are baitin' for a pretty ho
Speedos! Whoa ho-ho-ho!
I say, "should look real if I wet it"
Don't want her to regret it
Good looking fraud!
Speedos be sunnin', foolin' everyone, till I hit the surf
Then I lost my prop in water, and I got blue like Smurf
I be makin' for the shoreline, headin' for the vendor line, buyin' a coke
Sayin' " this beverage oughta do it"
My joint, ain't nothin' to it
Another big fraud
Speedos! Whoa ho-ho-ho!
Here's for the honeys, here's for the show
Speedos are baitin' for a pretty ho
Speedos! Whoa ho-ho-ho!
"Should look real if I wet it"
Don't want her to upset it
Next to my bod!
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great concept, and a funny-ass parody
Speedos, the biggest (or smallest) fraud since Britney Spears. 5s across the board.
LOL... thanks for rising to the challenge... 5,5,5
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