(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit gassy and there’s never a loo around
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit tired of listening to the sound of my farts
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the stink of all the farts won’t stop
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified because there’s no toilet around
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart

(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit hungry and I’ll eat something wild
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little too drunk and I’m lying like a child on the floor
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit gassy and I know I’ve got to get out and poop
(Hold it in) Every now and then I get a little bit terrified because there’s no toilet around
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart

And I need a toilet now
And I need it more than ever
And if I’ll hold it in
I’ll be holding it in too long
And I’ll only be farting lots more
Cause I’ll never find a toilet
I can hold it until I need to fart
My farts are like a shadow on folks all of the time
I don’t know what to do and I’m always gonna fart
I’m living in a farting world and having some farts
I really need a john now
Forever’s gonna be too long
To hold in my stupid farts

Once upon a time I was farting at home
But now I’m also farting outside
There’s nothing I can do
But a total movement of the bowels

Once upon a time I was farting at home
But now I’m also farting outside
There’s nothing I can do
But a total movement of the bowels

(Instrumental)

(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart
(Hold it in, foul butt) Every now and then I will fart
And I need a toilet now
And I need it more than ever
And if I’ll hold it in
I’ll be holding it in too long
And I’ll only be farting lots more
Cause I’ll never find a toilet
I can hold it until I need to fart
My farts are like a shadow on folks all of the time
I don’t know what to do and I’m always gonna fart
I’m living in a farting world and having some farts
I really need a john now
Forever’s gonna be too long
To hold in my stupid farts

Once upon a time I was farting at home
But now I’m also farting outside
There’s nothing I can do
But a total movement of the bowels
Once upon a time I was farting at home
But now I’m also farting outside
There’s nothing I can do
But a total movement of the bowels
A total movement of the bowels
(Hold it in, foul butt)
(Hold it in, foul butt)
(Hold it in)