Song Parodies -> "Totally Burned My Pop-tart"

Original Song Title:

"Total Eclipse of the Heart"

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Original Performer:

"Totally Burned My Pop-tart"

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The Lyrics

Turning brown,
Every now and then I get a little bit hungry and I press the lever down
Turning brown,
Every now and then I get a little bit tired of waiting for the toaster's done sound
Turning brown,
Every now and then I get a little bit nervous that the warranty's about to expire
Turning brown,
Every now and then I get a little bit terrified when I see my eggos ignite
Burning now - brightly,
Across the room to pull the plug, I dart
Burning now - brightly,
Never should have taken it apart

My toast was way too light
I thought I would be clever
And now it's burning bright
Since I nudged the darkness lever
This toaster has never worked right
Did I do something wrong -
Why did have to buy this small appliance online
Kitchen's full of smoke and fire all of the time
I don't know what to do, toast is coming out too dark
Afraid to touch the power cord, it's giving off sparks -
Like something from Poltergeist
My toaster's gonna start a fire
My toaster's gonna start a fire

Once upon a time it was tasty an sweet
But now it's only crusty and charred
Nothing I can do
Totally burned my pop-tart
Once upon a time my breakfast smelled good
Now smells a bit like a fart
There's nothing I can do
Totally burned my pop-tart

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Jeff Reuben - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Funny song! Some (very) minor pacing things tripped me up in a couple parts, but if you actually sang it, you could make it work. 4-4-4

Phil Alexander - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I agree with Jeff... who l think forgot to add his vote ;-)

Meriadoc - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Very clever idea! (Who _hasn't_ set a pop tart on fire at one time or another?)

Michael Pacholek - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Smokin'! Of course, plenty of pop tarts have been burned on this site: Britney, Christina, the Spice Chicks, Li'l Kim...

Rice Cube - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment

Overall the pacing seemed to be good, so I gave you straight 5's...not so much for the pacing but for making me laugh :-D

lebeiw15 - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment

LOL!

Billy Florio - April 03, 2003 - Report this comment

I loved it!

sexy jelly bean - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment

I love it more !!!!!!!!! hehehehe

ssss - April 09, 2003 - Report this comment

i like it

Arctic Alison - April 11, 2003 - Report this comment

This was absolutely hilarious. Excellent imagination, and phrasing.

Brittany - May 21, 2003 - Report this comment

=D i thought this is was halarious!! i showed it to my friends and they cracked up! This song fits me b/c when i went to NC the toaster in our hotel room was broken and it burnt my poptart and the poptart burnt my finger!!

I wish I was Bob Geldof - May 28, 2003 - Report this comment

This sounds like something Homer Simpson would do! Loved it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

Spaff.com - October 10, 2003 - Report this comment

Despite the similarities to "Totally Blitzed on SweeTarts"... (Kidding, of course.) Good job. Fave bit: "when I see my Eggos ignite."

AMIRIGHT AWARDS NOMINEE - November 13, 2003 - Report this comment

Best Breakfast Parody

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