Turnaround, every now and then I eat a little bit of bacon and I don't get to the eggs
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little tired of eating bacon so now I go for the eggs
Turnaround, every now and then this place gets a little bit stinky and I never want to come here again
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified when I see the blank look on your face
Turnaround, run away, every now and then I make a fart
Turnaround, run away, every now and then I make a fart

Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit restless from when my body goes limp
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit limp and I'm lying like a child on the ground
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit angry and I want to know who did that fart
Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit terrified when I see the blank look on your face
Turnaround, run away, every now and then I make a fart
Turnaround, run away, every now and then I make a fart

And you won't survive tonight
And people around are dying
And if you hold me tight
The stink would be going faster
The glow in my pants are bright
It smells like eggs are frying
It will stay with us 'til the end of time
This stink is like a shadow on me all of the time
I am afraid of it, always it is dark
We'll be in a fire ball if there are sparks
And you won't survive tonight
No one's gonna survive tonight

Once upon a time I was at K-Mart
And then I was clutching my heart
There's nothing I can do
In a total eclipse of a fart
Once upon a time there was a light in my life
But now it suddenly grew dark
I am afraid I'm
In an eclipse of a fart

Turnaround, run away
Turnaround, run away
Turnaround, every now and then I know I'll never be the bloke you always wanted me to be
Turnaround, every now and then I know an ambulance will be following everywher I go
Turnaround, every now and then I know that the government is researching me for chemical warfare
Turnaround, every now and then they will develop the smell in a weapon of destruction
Turnaround, run away, every now and then I make a fart
Turnaround, run away, every now and then I make a fart

And you won't survive tonight
And people around are dying
And if you hold me tight
The stink would be going faster
The glow in my pants are bright
It smells like eggs are frying
It will stay with us 'til the end of time
This stink is like a shadow on me all of the time
I am afraid of it, always it is dark
We'll be in a fire ball if there are sparks
And you won't survive tonight
No one's gonna survive tonight

Once upon a time I was at K-Mart
And then I was clutching my heart
There's nothing I can do
In a total eclipse of a fart
Once upon a time there was a light in my life
But now it suddenly grew dark
I am afraid I'm
In an eclipse of a fart