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Song Parodies -> "Let It Rip"

Original Song Title:

"Let It Rock"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"Let It Rip"

Parody Written by:

Mother of 3 Ferrets

The Lyrics

this is my 1st parody using toilet humor! i used all of the characters from the original song: Captain Kidd, Chilo, Roxy, and the King of Swing. so lets cut the cheese and enjoy the song!
Whoooooooaaaaaaa, whoooooooaaaaaaa
Whoooooooaaaaaaa, whoooooooaaaaaaa

A new smell comes to this house
It stinks really bad
For the ones who had to breathe it
Boy, do I feel so, so bad

Well, I saw Captain Kidd on Sunset
Had his hand up to his nose
While Chilo ran far away
The Kidd said, "Well, there he goes."

He said, "I'm diein'!
(Diein'!)
'Cause I smelled it that time
I'm diein'!
(Diein'!)
All because I crossed that line
Break on through to the other side."

(Let it rip)
Let it rip!
(Let it blow)
Let it blow!
You can't stop the gas from flowin' out of control

Let it rip!
(Let it rip)
Let it blow!
(Let it blow)
In the night, you let it loose
Huh! You gotta let it rip

Whoooooooaaaaaaa, whoooooooaaaaaaa

We go down to the Broadway
Where everybody farts
To polute their oxygen
And stop their beatin' hearts

Yeah, I saw Roxy in a closet
She's hidin' from the blow
Which came from the King of Swing
Boy, did he let it go!

I'm cryin'!
(Cryin'!)
'Cause I smelled it that time
I'm cryin'!
(Cryin'!)
All because I crossed that line
Break on through to the other side

(Let it rip)
Let it rip!
(Let it blow)
Let it blow!
You can't stop the gas from flowin' out of control

Let it rip!
(Let it rip)
Let it blow!
(Let it blow)
You can't stop the gas from flowin' out of control

Let it rip!
(Let it rip)
Let it blow!
(Let it blow)
In the night, you let it loose
You gotta let it rip

[Guitar solo]

Let it rip!

[Guitar solo]

(Let it rip)
Let it rip!
(Let it blow)
Let it blow!
You can't stop the gas from flowin' out of control

Let it rip!
(Let it rip)
Let it blow!
(Let it blow)
In the night, you let it loose
Now everybody sing!

Whoooooooaaaaaaa (Alright!....Yeah, yeah, yeah!), whoooooooaaaaaaa
Whoooooooaaaaaaa (Alight!), whoooooooaaaaaaa

Whoooooooaaaaaaa (Alright!), whoooooooaaaaaaa
(Ooh, yeah!) Whoooooooaaaaaaa, whoooooooaaaaaaa

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Overall Rating: 4.3

Total Votes: 3

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2Eagle - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
You forgot El Segundo.
Old Man Ribber - August 31, 2010 - Report this comment
I DKTOS, but I like this. Now do something about the ferrets...lol! ;D
Mother of 3 Ferrets - September 01, 2010 - Report this comment
2Eagle: i read the lyrics again. there's no el segundo in it. Old Man Ribber: thnk u! but idk wat song to parody and wat to write about ferrets.

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