Drinkin’ for a Dare

Once upon a time
Many beers ago

Tommy used to drink lots of scotch
Slipped on someone’s puke
He’s down on the ground ”My crotch, my crotch…”

Gina sleeps with men for their cash
Gets picked up in bars,
Leaves them with a rash
The slut, the slut…

She says “I dare you to try some of this beer
”It travels down your throat and it comes out of your rear”
He saw her boobs and thought she was hot
and said – “I’ll just try a shot”

Whooah, he’s halfway there
Whooah, drinkin’ for a dare
Strips off his pants and his underwear
Whooah, drinkin’ for a dare

Tommy got picked up by the cops
Now they’re holding him
In the local station jail, so small, its small

Gina got arrested as well
When she entered the cell
Tommy asked her “Give me my money, honey”

”Because I know you stole some, when I was drunk
Now I’m sitting here in jail and
I smell like a dead skunk
We’re stuck together and I have no doubt
That guard is checking me out”

Whooah, he’s covered in hair
Whooah, hairy like a bear
Strips off his pants and his underwear
Whooah, hairy like a bear

”I’ve got to hold on ready or not
Tonight is a night which won’t soon be forgot

“Whooah, it’s quite a scare
Whooah, strapped me to a chair
Stripped off my pants and my underwear
Whooah, strapped me to a chair”