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Song Parodies -> "(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog"
Original Song Title:
"Living On A Prayer"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bon Jovi
Parody Song Title:
"(You're 1/3 there) Fighting with the Balrog"
Parody Written by:
Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd
The Lyrics
This is the first part of my parody trilogy about the Lord of the Rings movie series. For best effect: Try to imagine LotR fans singing it while in the theater, watching the first movie for the umpteenth time.
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh...
Once upon an Age
Very long ago...
Bilbo used to kick with the Elfs
Mordor´s on the rise, he´s too old himself
Fro-do, are you?
Strider whacks the bushes all night
Arwen´s popping up, she bangs him to right
Off-screen, that´s mean!
And Gandalf says; We´ll form now, a fellowship
It really makes a difference if we´re making this trip
We got each other, and Mer and Pip
The ring, we´ll give it a dip
Oooh, you´re one third there
Oh-oh, in the mines of Moria
Take the bridge, you´ll make it I swear
Gan-dalf´s fighting with the Balrog
Pippin lost his head in a lair
Now he´s holding breath, but he´s used to making air
so much, that klutz
Merry screams, he´s running away
He cries in the dark, Pippin´s shouting; baby it´s okay
(Let´s pray)
Gandalf´s fallin'down now, the Orchs won´t slip
It really makes a difference if you finish this trip
You got each other, lose Mer and Pip
The Ring, it must lava-dip
Oooh, you´re one third there
Oh-oh, knocking down the Balrog
Legolas, you´re flying I swear
Oh-oh, out the mines of Moria
Runnin' for a threesome
You got to move on, preciousss H'bits
With hair on your feet if there´s no shoe that fits
Oooh, you´re one third there
Oh-oh, Sauron is crazy
Take his hand, and you´re ring-marked I swear
Oh-oh, destiny is hazy
Oooh, you´re one third there
Etc
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh
Uruk-Uruk-Hai-Hai-Hai-Hai
Uruk-Uruk-Uh-Uh-Uh-Uh...
Once upon an Age
Very long ago...
Bilbo used to kick with the Elfs
Mordor´s on the rise, he´s too old himself
Fro-do, are you?
Strider whacks the bushes all night
Arwen´s popping up, she bangs him to right
Off-screen, that´s mean!
And Gandalf says; We´ll form now, a fellowship
It really makes a difference if we´re making this trip
We got each other, and Mer and Pip
The ring, we´ll give it a dip
Oooh, you´re one third there
Oh-oh, in the mines of Moria
Take the bridge, you´ll make it I swear
Gan-dalf´s fighting with the Balrog
Pippin lost his head in a lair
Now he´s holding breath, but he´s used to making air
so much, that klutz
Merry screams, he´s running away
He cries in the dark, Pippin´s shouting; baby it´s okay
(Let´s pray)
Gandalf´s fallin'down now, the Orchs won´t slip
It really makes a difference if you finish this trip
You got each other, lose Mer and Pip
The Ring, it must lava-dip
Oooh, you´re one third there
Oh-oh, knocking down the Balrog
Legolas, you´re flying I swear
Oh-oh, out the mines of Moria
Runnin' for a threesome
You got to move on, preciousss H'bits
With hair on your feet if there´s no shoe that fits
Oooh, you´re one third there
Oh-oh, Sauron is crazy
Take his hand, and you´re ring-marked I swear
Oh-oh, destiny is hazy
Oooh, you´re one third there
Etc
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Really liked the whole series k1chyd. Nice work!
After I have seen the third movie, there will of course be a third part. :-)
Sorry but Lord of the Rings sucked. I think it's funny how in this new age nerds became cool?!?!
Surprised I missed this first time around - LOTR and Bon Jovi mixed. Super, Peter.
I can support this as well, albeit a decade late :c). Nice one Peter
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