**Whitney Houston**
"It's over, it's over, we're divorcing!"

**Bobby Brown**
Whitney is divorcing after all this bullsh**
Why don't she just let me be
I am quite the master
Making things disasters
That's my ex-wife Whitney

She says I'm crazy
I don't comb my hair
She's my ex-wife Whitney
She calls me K-Fed
But I don't give a damn
Trailer trash is how I live

Some ask me questions
Could my show be real?
My wife don't understand me
I really don't like divorce
And Britney's baby's born the day that Whitney snapped
Could this all be a sign
Baby one more time, sing...

Everybody's talking 'bout it on the TV
VH1's "Week in __itney" (Best Week Ever)
I don't act too human
Whitney's always fumin', yeah
That's my ex-wife Whitney (That's my ex-wife Whitney)

She's my ex-wife Whitney
Trash: the way that I wanna live (She's my ex-wife Whitney)
How were we married this long? (She's my ex-wife Whitney)
She can't make me pay child support (She's my ex-wife Whitney)
Cause what I'm doin'
Will make me look a fool

Don't get me wrong
I'm watching "Talk Soup"
E! just changed the name of show
All these strange relationships
Goin' down the drain
I see nothin wrong with
Ending marriage now, sing

Thomas Cruise and Katie; Kirsten, Andy Samberg (wha'?)
Why don't y'all just let me be (Bye, bye, bye)
I don't need no mission (i don't need)
Wife is always b*tchin' (is always b*tchin')
That's my Ex-wife Whitney (She's my Ex-wife Whitney)
(She's my Ex-wife Whitney)

I-yi-yi will always love you (That's my ex-wife Whitney)
Trailer trash for life (She's my ex-wife Whitney)
You filed divorce from me (You're my ex-wife Whitney)
Baby, Baby

I wanna live my life (live my life)
'Nuff with all of the crap that people talk (Booo!)

yo Whitney, love will you miss?

I can go to the highest court
Me and you
Together, together, together...

Everybody's talking all this stuff about me (everybody's talking)
Every day on Mad TV (why?)
(Why don't they just let me be)
I don't need no marriage (I don't need no marriage from nobody)
(Bleep!) the horse and carriage!
That's my ex-wife Whitney

(Repeat chorus indefinitely w/ad libs)