I Am Iron Chef

I got warm bagels
I if you steel one, you I'll strangle
I got chocolate donuts with sprinkles
Now you must meet my cat Mr. Tinkles

I've served live catfish
We served them in our dogs water dish
Our dog didn't like that
So he bit me and I bit him back

Business is booming
Every once in a blue moon
Please do not eat my food
For it may poison you

I don't know how to cook
I have never opened up a cook book
Be careful when you take that first bite
Because in the kitchen there are termites

Last year I went into debt
All because a stupid bet
We were betting on who would win battle of the bands
I didn't win and that's how I lost one hundred grand