What ta do do do with a song this damn silly
I’m a fool fool fool what a song to parody
Oh my god AMIRIGHT, think really hard grinding my teeth
Spending most of my night, trying to rhyme the melody

Im sitting here in distress trying to parody
So how do you rhyme pineapple, it can be quite tricky?
So I repeated that word, I think it will be okay
And by the end you will see, it won’t matter anyway

Cos no one else did this song, you’ll see on Monday
And it shouldn’t take long you will be laughing along

What to do do do, go collide into a tree
What to do do do, slap yourself or grind your teeth
Commit theft, have a fight, jump on and down on enemies
Have a drink fly a kite, this is one fun parody

What to do do do, make a gesture flick a V
What to do do do, Build a stable ride horsy
Cleft pallet, dynamite, jump up and down like a monkey
Have a dump lovely shite, don’t forget to brush your teeth

And rhyming some more I’ve got itchy pants
Now here comes some more, get ready to dance

What to do do do ride motorcycle do wheelies
What to do do do suicidal tendency
Fly a jet, need a light, go fire all the employees
Big Brother aint alright, they all need psycho therapy

What to do do do this song is to long for me
What to do do do find a long rope swing from tree
Make a bet, rob a bank, go find a nice girl to marry
Do you stink do you bite, now do you play the lottery

Your ma bi-atch honey pie, my parody
Just two more to go why did black lace write this song

What to do do do, criticise me lyric-ly
What to do do do, entertained you all for free
Crystal meth, sees the light, jump up and down don’t break your knees
Sniff solvents feeling light, singing like telly tubby.

What to do do do, aint a song to parody
What to do do do, this is good advice from me
Need a drink, working nights, go to the town get so drunkie
I will dance through the night, if you enjoy my parody