I don't whine and rant on Rubens or Rembrant
I like van Gogh and Monet and Gauguin
and Turner, Gainsborough while their style, it can be rough
are classics which you surely understand

But I find it hard regard the modern art
as anything called "art" after all
like canned artist's poop or endless movie loop
or peanut butter spread on floor of hall

Domestic or abroad - the modern art is fraud
It's crappy and it's vulgar, that's the case -
It is unskilled and flawed, that modern art that's fraud
It's smelly and it's ugly and debase

You can kill a shark or a thing that'll moo or bark
and eat its meat and use its bones and hide
but it becomes a work of art when you tear it apart
and pickle it in formaledhyde

Now if I take a john, the thing that you pee on
and call it work of art you think I'm loon
but if you have some name, then you can play that game
and be a honcho in the art commune

Domestic or abroad - the modern art is fraud
It's crappy and it's vulgar, that's the case -
It is unskilled and flawed, that modern art that's fraud
It's smelly and it's ugly and debase

Domestic or abroad - the modern art is fraud
It's crappy and it's vulgar, that's the case -
It is unskilled and flawed, that modern art that's fraud
It's smelly and it's ugly and debase