you can tell the world your guts are all a whirl
but please don't let it rip until I'm gone
I know it's quite a task, but I don't have my mask
and I know I cant hold my breath in that long
it's another of your charms,
you smell just like a farm
a pig that's out there lyin in the sun
but that is being kind to think of your behind
and bout the toxic smell that is to come

don't break a fart,
don't overstress my heart
cause it you let that fart, it's like a sin
so open up the door, and let me leave before
you blow that out and toxic gas begins

your arse it way too raw, I bet in Arkansas
they pull upon the fire alarm today
or wrap their head in shrouds to stop the toxic cloud
that you've been savin up inside all day
was that your aunt Louise, coughing on her knees?
you let it loose while she was still too near
the cabbage you had, upset your stomach bad,
and what about the eggs and beans and beer

don't break a fart,
don't overstress my heart
cause it you let that fart, it's like a sin
so open up the door, and let me leave before
you blow that out and toxic gas begins