Song Parodies -> "Bovver Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Loverboy"

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Original Performer:

"Bovver Boy"

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The Lyrics

song about football violence please note the word in the title is b o v v e r (2 v's not a w)

you don't know, why we cut
but we pray on the commotions
we throw the first punch
snarling eye,wanna kick your rear
maybe i will change your gender
in torn gear

can't stand the sight of you
in my bloody face
gonna have you bruv
gonna take you all by myself
i said yeah yeah yeah yeah

gonna be some bovver bovver - hum
gonna be some bovver bovver - bovver boy
bovver lover yeah
you better take - cover
brother bovver boy

you'll soon be prone
that's when we stomp
maybe we can scream e-motion
and i scrape you up
sooo pleasing me - your on fire
your fingers ten times bigger
when i'm done you'll retire

cos i get a fevered feeling
when my bodies tense
gonna make your face a mess
all by my myself
a said yeah yeah yeah yeah

better take cover brother - hum
gonna be some bovver mother - bovver boy
bovver lover yeah
you better take cover
bovver boy

and i send you realing
with a right fist
on your back you lay
to drop you - gnarling
for comming - comming
my way
blood will spray
spray
spray
gonna be some bother brother yeah
better call your mother brother
i wanna beat you bruv
i gotta beat you bruv
i wanna beat your bruv
and i can't stand you maybe um um um um um um

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Matthias - July 06, 2006 - Report this comment

I honestly don't know a thing about football... But I learned the word bovver.... So... uhm... 5's for that I guess...

bobpiecheese - July 08, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3-B) And I'm assuming you mean 'football' as in what we Aussies call 'soccer'? Still, gotta love a them about people bashing each other over sport.

Agrimorfee - July 11, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3) So many different terms for "aggressive football/soccer fan" I'm learning thanks to this Web site!

Red Ant - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3B) "maybe i will change your gender" was a great line. And congratulations for using a word that doesn't even have an urbandictionary.com entry!

Rex - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment

My, what a violent playground you hang out in. You've captured the emotion of the game with this one.

Stuart McArthur - July 16, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3-B) for real bovver-boy style footy violence, try an Aussie Rugby League game, and that's just on the field (or the annual Aussie Rules / Irish Gaelic Football hybrid games where the Aussies are coached by Kevin Sheedy) - nice work tomario - I could hear Billy singing this - 555

Johnny D - July 17, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC) Good freewheeling word formation for pacing & lyrical effect.

Jeff Reuben - July 18, 2006 - Report this comment

Well done, whether it's for american football, or something more violent, it's got me ready for the upcoming season!

Rick C - July 19, 2006 - Report this comment

(ABC3-B) This kicks ass. 555

Kristof Robertson - July 21, 2006 - Report this comment

"Bovver" suggests to me that you're British, Tomario...and the imagery fits perfectly with the inter-crew battles that blight english football. well done. 555

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