She dashed by me
To the song ma-chine

And all heads turned
'Cause she'd cough and scream

Man, she stinks, she'll kill flies!
I threw up chunder--she's to blame!

(Mmm, yeah!)

(OWW!)

She sang "Eye of The Tiger"
She's causing us pain!


Karaoke Queen!
Now you're sharing your lame scream!

But your hear-ty bleat has won ---
--- no more love for your fun!


I lose my food
When she steps up to croon!

And my headache's incited
Just from her perfume!

Electric cries
That you can't ignore!

She'll thrash and burble like never before!

(Mmm!)

I was in search of a good time,
Some beers with my friends, yeah!

She made us nauseous, churnin' out her sli-i-i-i-i-ime, yea-eah!


Karaoke Queen! (Oh no! No! NO!)
Now you're blaring your lame scream! (Don' want it, no! NO!)

But your hear-ty bleat has won ---
--- no more love for your fun!

Karaoke Queen! (Ho, whoah, NO! NO!)
Now we're hear-ing you fla-ming! (Oh no a-whoah-a-NO!)

And your hear-ty bleat has won ---
--- no more love for your fun!

(Nnn-nnn! No more! Yeah, yeah!)


( instrumental with bad karaoke voice-over )


Karaoke Queen! (Oh no please no please NO!)
Now you're sharing your lame scream, (You blow blow blow blow BLOW!)

As you fart and bleat and hum ---
--- no more jugs of Blue Nun!

Karaoke Queen!
Now we're daring to say, "PLEASE!!"

"Shut your mouth and go make some ---
--- oral love to a gun!"