Friday night I trashed your meat party. Saturday I said I'm not sorry.
Sunday came and i trashed your meat party again.
It wasn't just for fun. I was trying to help you bums,
trying to help you make a healthy change

Landed in your animal fat zone, waded through your pig-sty alone.
Tried to keep my cool but then i screamed.
I suffered at your dive to try to keep you alive,
and all that you could say is i'm extreme

You may be right. Vegans may be extreme,
but our way beats having your chest cut open for heart surgery
Now that's extreme if you ask me
Vegans aren't wrong, oh you know, we vegans are right

Oh, remember how I found you there nauseous on your sofa chair
No joke that i told you could make you smile
You were so desperate for health, i said for God's sake, "Go vegan"
'Cause you sure need some healing for a while

Now think of all the years you tried to find a diet to satisfy you
They were all just crazy money makers
What's crazy and true is that the best diet for you
is free with the easiest recipes to bake

You may be right. Vegans may be extreme,
but our way beats having your chest cut open for heart surgery
Now that's extreme if you ask me
Vegans aren't wrong, oh you know, we vegans are right

Vegans are right, we vegans are right