Listen boy
I don't want to see you in the doghouse ev'ry day
I gotta tell ya:
Getting back in her good books requires no MBA
She's a real nice girl,
But she's real pissed off at you
Just because you left the seat up in the loo...

Listen boy
I'm sure that you think you've got it all under control
But you never knew
She's telling all her friends that you're a cheap a**hole
You're in trouble now,
Coz you surfed the net for ho's
And it won't be fixed with choc'lates and a rose....

Get her an outfit
Find your local Gucci store
'pologies won't win her over;
That's what credit's for!
Get her an outfit
Take a loan out at the bank
And she might forget the day
She saw you with that skank...

Listen boy
She knows all about last Friday's bachelor party
To redeem yourself
You've got to provide a load of bling from Tiffany
If you're coming home
With lipstick on your shirt
Be aware that next month's Visa bill will hurt...

Get her an outfit
For the sh*t that you've done wrong
Like the time she caught you
Wearing her brassiere and thong
Get her an outfit
And her stony heart may warm
Just make sure it's not a
Latex nurse's uniform...

Coz now and then
She'll get suspicious, dude
And she'll check your wallet, emails and cellphone
But if you can fulfil her wishes, dude
She might not set fire to ev'rything you own...

Listen boy
It isn't the time to argue who is wrong or right
Coz the Jimmy Choos that she gets from you
Could mean that you'll get sex tonight
If she's dressed in gold
She might just forgive you
Seal the deal with a brand new BMW!

Get her an outfit
For the trip to gay Paree
That you had to book when
You stayed out til half past three...
Get her an outfit
She's been told Armani's nice
If you screw your PA
Buddy, you must pay the price

Get her an outfit
Make it pricey; make it NOW!
Just get her an outfit
You called her best friend Jane a slut
You gotta get her an outfit
Don't make a comment 'bout her butt
You'll have to get her an outfit
That crack about her weight
Means you must get her an outfit
You know you gotta compensate
You gotta get her an outfit
You gotta spend, spend, SPEND on an outfit...

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