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Song Parodies -> "Mo' Town Girl"

Original Song Title:

"Uptown Girl"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Billy Joel

Parody Song Title:

"Mo' Town Girl"

Parody Written by:

Poli-tick-ly Incorrect

The Lyrics

This parody is about our precious first lady, Michelle "My Belle" Obama. Of all the liberals that I've parodied about, I forgot to write a parody about Mrs. Obama. Don't worry Michelle, I didn't forget about you!
Mo' Town Girl
She's been living in an elitist world
I bet she's never had a backstreet guy
I guess Obama never told her why

She's livin' like a mo' town girl
She's been learnin' like a white folk girl
Gold-digger married her Harvard man
And now she won't have to drive no minivan
And she never needs a tan

And we know what she said
"This mean country" ain't her ty-yi-yipe
And then she stands up
And changes her mi-yi-yind

She'll make another rebuff
Just because
She's livin' like a mo' town girl
You know I've seen her in her elitist world
The hood never had no high-class boys
And now she's leavin' Illinois
They ain't the real McCoys

Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh
Whoa oh oh oh oh

Mo' town girl
You bet she loves her pearls
And maybe when the soul train chugs in
She'll be servin' some fried chicken
Because they're kin

And when she's talking
She sounds so asinine
When are they movin'?
Her husband should resign

She'll make another rebuff
Just because
She's livin' like a mo' town girl
But she ain't a " yo' town " girl
The hood never had no high-class boys
And now she's leavin' Illinois
They ain't the real McCoys

Mo' town girl
She's a mo' town girl
Don't you know about that
Mo' town girl?

That mo' town girl
I'm not crazy 'bout that mo' town girl
That mo' town girl
She's a mo' town girl
You know I'm not crazy 'bout that mo' town girl
She's a mo' town girl

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Pacing: 4.1
How Funny: 3.3
Overall Rating: 3.4

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   1
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 4   0
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Your Mom - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
This is awful. Your words are extremely racist and sexist. I hope you get banned from here; you've never said anything kind about these people. I'm afraid I have to give this one a low vote.
Poli-tick-ly Incorrect - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
"Your Mom", vote as you wish. I'm not obligated to say anything nice about the Obama's or the democrats. As for your accusation of using "racist and/or sexist" words, that is a matter of opinion. I tried to describe Mrs. Obamanation as candidly as I possibly could. I've seen much more vicious attacks on this website from other leftists toward the Republicans, most recently, Michael Pacholek bashed G.O.P. Chairman, Michael Steele, or all the Palin attacks. I assume democrats wouldn't consider that "racist" or sexist". This is an example of the typical double-standard.
Andria - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
"Your Mom" is right about this parody being racist, sexist and all-around awful. PI, you are looking at a lifetime ban from Amiright if you keep submitting these kinds of parodies, and I didn't enjoy this parody, your comments and anything else in the way of comments or parodies that you've written. No vote due to offensive parody content.
The Voice Of Reason - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Politics aside, this was poorly paced and ahumorous, truly an amateurish effort... but here's its true death knell--you *didn't* make your case! Come back when you better understand the form (and develop some skills)... 3,0,2
Reformed Republican - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Let's see. Poorly paced, unfunny, racist line about "The Real McCoys". Let's just hope this so-called clown runs out of ideas before he really digs his own grave. (and I'm not voting because it would be pointless to vote on a big waste of time.)
Rush Limbaugh - March 25, 2009 - Report this comment
Sorry to say I'm damned ashamed of ya, Poli-... and to think I once had such 'uptown' hopes for you--
Watts On Second - March 27, 2009 - Report this comment
The Voice Of Reason: You can't vote 0 in any category because that number doesn't appear on the ballot...altho some of us wish it did, lol. And I'm afraid I have to agree with YM, Andria, and RR here. Most of us together disagree with the Author...so we've got him outnumbered by a longshot. I bet Mr 1's would be unimpressed by this parody if he stopped by too.

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