got a call from a girlfriend, we used to be real close
said she couldn't go on any more she was raw
closed her legs, said to stop, now her marriage is so near toast
now it is time for menage a la trois

I don't need you to hear that this chick goes on all night
I don't want you to try this at home
if you're lucky she stays and she plays a true bi- wife
then there's two chicks you're never alone..

I never said this fun did not involve some breakup chance
if she leaves, she's a dyke it's just circumstance
it won't take long, it may feel wrong,
and you can advertise,
for a new bi-wife

she may tell you you can't sleep alone with her new friend
then she'll tell you you can't make a flick
ah but sooner or later, you get some in their ends..
either one, it's such fun, to watch two sweaty chicks

I never said this fun did not involve some breakup chance
if she leaves, she's a dyke it's just circumstance
it won't take long, it may feel wrong,
and you can advertise,
for a new bi-wife

I don't need you to hear that this chick goes on all night
I don't want you to try this at home
if you're lucky she stays and she plays a true bi- wife
then there's two chicks you're never alone..