Song Parodies -> "Spears on Will & Grace"

Original Song Title:

"Eyes without a Face"

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Original Performer:

"Spears on Will & Grace"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Jack's got a co-host
She's got blonde hair and Southern drawl
George Takei's the guest
Trekkies think he's the best
Won't give Star Trek a rest
This show's about the girl
Most famous of all
Most well known in the world

Not girl, not yet woman
Spears on Will & Grace
It's her prerogative
Spears on Will & Grace
Oops! She did it again
Spears on Will & Grace
She's on Will & Grace, Brit Spears on Will & Grace

She'll spend so much time
She'll do things one more time
You should have heard the words
The words that she said
"B**ch, don't touch my Skittles!"
She says she's lesbian

Hit me one more time
Spears on Will & Grace
Oops I did it again
Spears on Will & Grace
Everytime she flies
Spears on Will & Grace
She'll win the [Emmy] race, she's Spears on Will & Grace

When you hear the music of Britney Spears
You just Admit she realyl suits your ears
My Prerogative to the Toxic oh, I did it again.
Now Sulu's on the show hosted by Jack
They're conservatives tryin' to buy Jack's show
I'm thinkin' of when Britney will win
The Emmy
The Emmy
The Emmy

Now I close my eyes
From laughing so hard
At the surprise
"I'm a lesbian!"
Now that was a shock
To see on TV
To hear from Britney Spears
Oops she did it again

She did it again
Spears on Will & Grace
Yeah, did it again
Spears on Will & Grace
Yeah, one more time
Spears on Will & Grace
Watching Will & Grace, Brit Spears on Will & Grace
Emmy we won't waste it's Spears on Will & Grace
This is the final verse

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Michael Pacholek - April 03, 2006 - Report this comment

A few years ago, there was an NBC sitcom called "Chicago Sons." Three brothers living in guess what city. Jason Bateman played the middle brother. He walks into the apartment, and sees David Krumholtz, who played the youngest brother. He says... Harry being himself... "George Clooney, Antonio Banderas and Harry Kolchak: What do these three men have in common?" Before he can deliver his next line, which was "Chicks want them!" the youngest brother says, "They'll never win an Oscar!" And now, Clooney has. So I'll stifle my belief that Britney Spears will never win an Emmy. And considering Jack was once hit with a restraining order for stalking Britney, that makes Britney's appearance on the show (though not as herself) even funnier. The parody is good, but I just don't understand why you're so focused on this particular girl... hold on, there's a picture of Catherine Zeta-Jones on Page 3 of today's New York Daily News... damn, those two kids both look like their father. There is no justice. Uh, where was I?

joanie - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment

spears is a lesibean

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