There's a certain smell, when you eat Taco Bell
Do you have a while? Want a magazine? oh no
Hangin' out in the bathroom all damn night
It ain't strange that your food did not sit right, oh no
So when will it stop? Does it ever end? oh no

Chorus:
Close the door, and wipe your ass
I hear and smell, your bowels blast
Do it, flush, flush the toilet please
Could you, flush, flush the toilet please

It's after midnight, are you feelin' okay? oh no
Open the window, try to blow the stench away
Neighbours been calling, they smell it too
All through the house, don't know what to do, oh no

(Chorus)
I need the bathroom

I've had constipation, diarrhea, too
It's an irritation, what you're going through

Flush, flush the toilet please
You should, flush, flush the toilet please
You must, flush, flush the toilet please
I cry, flush, flush the toilet please

Flush it down, flush it down
Flush it down, flush it down

Did you do your business, did you make a mess ?
It's nearly morning, I think you need to rest
Ran out of paper, there's no more
It finally passed, now light a match
Your ass must be mighty sore