Song Parodies -> "Playing with Myself"

Original Song Title:

"Dancing with Myself"

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Original Performer:

"Playing with Myself"

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The Lyrics

Firing up my X-Box
Join a game using winsock
But on further inspection
I ain't got no connection
I'm playing with myself

When there's no one anywhere
And I'm dealing solitaire
Sure you understand
I love to have a good hand
As I'm playing with myself

Oh playing with myself
Oh playing with myself
Well there's nowt to excuse
There's only me, I can't lose
I'll be playing with myself

Sometimes don't you know that I'd dream
I could be in a football team, but
I just kick the ball
Up against a wall
'Cause I'm playing with myself

And I ain't gonna moan
'Cause I'm here on my own
And if I say it quick
With my hand on my heart
I prefer playing with myself

Oh playing with myself
Oh playing with myself
I'll lend myself a hand
When I'm all alone, and
I'll be playing with myself

If I looked all over the world
And there's every type of girl
But I just sigh
As they pass me by
Leave me playing with myself

If I sink another drink
'Cause it'll help me not to think
After enough booze
Of course I can't lose
So I'll be playing with myself

Oh playing with myself
Oh playing with myself
After lots of booze
Of course I can't lose
After lotsh of boosh
Of course I can't loosh
Affer losha boooosh
Ocoursha caloosh

Playing with myself
Playing with myself
Playing with myself
Playing with myself

So now, please be honest with me
Is this what you thought you would see
What did you think
When you clicked that link
That said "Playing with myself"?

So please understand
I'll give myself a big hand
And I know the worst
Place I'll come will be first
And I'll be playing with myself

Oh playing with myself
Oh playing with myself
And I know the worst
Place I'll come will be first
And I know the worst
Yes I know I'll come first
And I know the worst
And I know I'll come first

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Johnny D - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

It's a ... nice way to some ... WHITE SPREADING.

Dumb Ass Kid - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Hmm... the title of this parody can be very easily misinterpreted!

Newfoghill - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

I know I can share a Phil Alexander song with my grandmother. A delight!

John Barry - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

Double 7.5 for this double entendre.

Peter Andersson a.k.a K1chyd - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

What next? "Don't need a hand" to "Don't need a gun" to counterbalance this one? :-)

Phil Alexander - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

JD - I suppose you could always do a parody about the excellent washing powder ('cause it's a nice way for .. white bedding)
DAK - that was kind of the idea... hence the last verse
Newfoghill - there's lots of my songs you could share with your grandmother... not sure how many she'd appreciate, though ;-)
JB & K1cyhd - thanks... it's just occurred to me, Peter: we share the same initials.

Michael Pacholek - March 29, 2005 - Report this comment

This parody is sponsored by the United States Postal Service... 'cause Phil is really pushing the envelope! So you don't get disgruntled, let me vote you a five as a stamp of approval.

Red Ant - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment

I think the next one should be " Talking to Myself ". 555 for Playing with yourself. :)

Agrimorfee - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment

Well, this one comes out and sez what Billy's song ALWAYS has been hinting at.

Michael Pacholek - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment

How about a teenager having a fling with the maid: "Screwing With the Help"? At the least, it can be a WhatFreaker.

Anon - April 02, 2019 - Report this comment

I wish the lord bung version was on here

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