(instrumental intro)

Hey, twin sister, what have we done?
Hey, twin sister, you're not the only one.
Hey, twin sister, let's go have some fun!
Hey, twin sister, you're not the only one.
Hey, twin sister, order another round.
It's a nice day to have some wine.
It's a nice day to sip champagne.
It's a nice day to drink again.

Hey, twin sister, what have we done?
Hey, twin sister, you're not the only one.
I've been away for so long (so long).
I've been away for so long (so long).
I haven't drank for so long.
It's a nice day to drink again.
C'mon!
It's a nice day for a Heineken.
It's a nice day to get drunk again.

(instrumental break)

Now we both have a citation.
There is nothin' fair in this world.
There is nothin' free in this world.
And there's nothin' sure in this world.
And there's nothin' pure in this world.
Look for something left in this world.
Drunk again.
C'mon!
Screw those Secret Service Agents, twin.
It's a nice day to drink again.
It's a nice day to get drunk again...