The Wind Between My Cheeks

Ohhhhhh, noooooooo

Why did I have to eat that chili?
It was a delicious thing to taste
You were content to let me dine, that's a mistake
Cause now you smell gas from my behind

The stench filled the room with all it's glory
I was really impressed with all it's strength
A gaseous display that seemed to stay for so long
Tried everything to hide the stank

I know I was told to buy some Beano
When my gluteus max began to speak
But It was not I, it was the beagle
It wasn't the wind between my cheeks

I hoped that it would just go unnoticed
When my big giant rear unleashed a fart
There's nothing to know, deny the poof,
just don't blow it
It is just something the dog would do

I know I was told to buy some Beano
When my gluteus max began to speak
But It was not I, it was the beagle
It wasn't the wind between my cheeks

I know I was told to buy that Beano
When my gluteus, gluteus max began to speak
But it, It was not I, it was the beagle
It wasn't the wind between my cheeks
It wasn't the wind between my cheeks

Oh, the room began to stink
It was You, You, You, who broke wind beneath the sheets
Lie, Lie, Deny that I, blew gas from my behind!
Oh poor excuse, I know it's you who cut the cheese
Oh You, You, You, Just released the evil breeze

Lie, Lie, Deny that it was I
who blew the gas that smelled so ripe!
P.U., P.U
Admit it's you, the one that cut the cheese!